Trashed panda
Introducing the legendary Liquor Store Bandit — the panda who saw the “Do Not Enter” sign and said, “Bet.” This iconic troublemaker broke into a liquor store, partied like a frat pledge on payday, and left himself passed out face-down in the aftermath like a fluffy little crime scene.
This design captures the glorious panda who went from National Treasure to National Menace in under 30 minutes. Surrounded by empty bottles and zero regrets, he’s the hero none of us asked for but absolutely deserve.
Perfect for anyone who appreciates chaotic energy, questionable life choices, and wildlife with a drinking problem. Wear it proudly — and maybe keep your own liquor cabinet locked.
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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