67 hoodie

“√4489” Hoodie — Because You’re 67 Levels of Smart (or Petty)

You could’ve just worn a hoodie with “67” on it…

but no — you had to flex your mental math like it’s 10th grade algebra all over again.

This isn’t just a hoodie; it’s a statement.

A warm, cozy declaration that says,

“I’m smart enough to know √4489 = 67,

and smug enough to make everyone else Google it.”

Product Details:

• Soft cotton-blend fleece: Because being 67 degrees of genius still deserves comfort.
• Kangaroo pocket: Perfect for storing calculators, snacks, or your 67 excuses for skipping math homework.
• Adjustable hood strings: Pull them tight when someone asks, “What’s √4489?” and you want dramatic effect.
• Durable stitching: Engineered to last at least 67 wash cycles (assuming you actually do laundry).
• Classic fit: For mathletes, number nerds, and anyone who peaked in pre-calculus.

Ideal for:

• Teachers who grade on a √4489-point curve.
• Students who want bonus points for style.
• Anyone who knows 67 isn’t just a number — it’s a lifestyle.

Tagline:

“Warm. Witty. √4489 % cooler than the average hoodie