This shirt leans all the way into chaotic satire. Featuring the line “2026 is still young — and that’s why he’s trying to fuck it,” it captures that familiar feeling of watching a brand-new year immediately get ruined by the same old nonsense.

It’s sharp, absurd, and unapologetically profane—perfect for anyone who uses humor as a coping mechanism and sarcasm as a second language. No predictions, no optimism, just brutal honesty wrapped in a joke that lands a little too close to home.

Comfortable, conversation-starting, and guaranteed to make people laugh, groan, or nervously nod in agreement. Because somehow, the year just started… and it’s already been like this.