67 percent
“67% of Statistics Are Made Up” Tee — Because, Honestly… Probably
If you love calling out nonsense with a straight face, this shirt is your new uniform.
Boldly stating “67% of statistics are made up,” it’s the perfect blend of clever sarcasm and chaotic truth-telling.
Whether you’re roasting coworkers, confusing strangers, or just reminding everyone that numbers can lie too, this tee delivers guaranteed laughs. It’s scientific. Probably. Maybe. At least 67% likely.
Why you’ll love it:
📊 Great for smartasses, math nerds & anyone who hates meetings
😂 A guaranteed conversation starter (and argument starter)
🧪 Works in labs, offices, bars, and anywhere bad facts thrive
🔥 Soft, comfortable, and printed to stay bold wash after wash
Perfect gift for the statistician who knows better… or the one who definitely doesn’t.
Because if you’re going to make things up — make it look good.
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
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