Dark humor meets peak market optimism.

This shirt parodies an emotional scene from Avengers: Endgame featuring Tony Stark and Pepper Potts — but instead of heartfelt last words, the comfort comes in the most 2020s way possible:

“IT’S OK TONY”

“THE DOW IS OVER 50000.”

Because apparently, nothing soothes existential sacrifice like a bullish stock ticker.

Printed in bold yellow text over a dramatic cinematic moment, this tee blends pop culture, political satire, and financial absurdity into one perfectly timed joke. It’s for the people who cope with chaos by checking the market, who love Marvel but love sarcasm more, and who believe economic spin can fix literally anything.

Soft feel. Sharp joke. Infinity-level irony.