Lager loonies

$19.99 USD $24.99 USD

Color BLACK

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

This is the dad-version response unit to the wine mom gangs—and yes, it’s just as loud. Welcome to the Beer Dad Gang, aka The Lager Loonies: dads who crack a cold one, mock cable news, and somehow know exactly what nonsense Fox News is yelling about before the grill even heats up.

This shirt is for dads who prefer facts over fear, lagers over lectures, and sarcasm over shouting. Backyard BBQs double as media critique sessions. Tailgates turn into group chats IRL. Someone mentions “breaking news” and suddenly everyone’s laughing into their can.

Soft, comfortable, and perfect for grilling, protesting from the couch, or explaining to your kids why yelling at the TV doesn’t count as cardio.

For dads who drink lager, roll their eyes hard, and stay ready for the next bad take. 🍺😏

Size	Body length	Body width	Sleeve length
S	28"	18"	7.5"
M	29"	20"	7.75"
L	30"	22"	9.25"
XL	31"	24"	10"
2XL	32"	26"	10.75"
3XL	33"	28"	11.43"
4XL	34"	30"	12.12"
5XL	35"	32"	12.69"

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Great value

Elegant design

Quality materials

This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

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