“This Couldn’t Have Been Covered in an Email?” – The Official Uniform of Useless Meetings
Congratulations.
You’ve found the perfect shirt for every meeting that definitely should’ve been a reply-all, a bullet point, or better yet… deleted entirely.
This tee is ideal for:
Zoom calls that could’ve been Slack messages
In-person meetings where someone reads the agenda word-for-word
Company “brainstorm sessions” where nobody has any actual brains or storms
Managers who schedule a meeting to plan future meetings
Anyone who’s mentally checked out but physically trapped in a conference room
Soft, comfy, and brutally honest, this shirt speaks the universal language of workplace suffering.
Wear it to your next mandatory meeting and watch everyone avoid eye contact —
especially the person who scheduled it.
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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