Cunt on a blunt

$16.99 USD $24.99 USD

Color WHITE

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

“Blunt Buddy” Parody Shirt – The New Elf-on-the-Shelf You Didn’t Know You Needed

Forget Elf on the Shelf — this tee introduces the next chaotic holiday icon:

a grumpy-looking cartoon politician/businessman perched on a giant, fully lit blunt.

This design remixes the classic rhyme

game with stoner-themed twists like:

🔥 “Cunt on a Blunt”

🔥 “Joke on a Toke”

🔥 “Piggy on a Ziggy”

Whether you lean spicy, smoky, or just straight-up petty, this shirt delivers big smug energy and bigger laughs. Perfect for gifting, roasting, or proudly rocking during the season of Fa-La-La-Lit.

Why it slaps:

– Hilarious parody art

– Perfect for fans of political satire

– Great gag gift for the blunt enthusiast in your life

– Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to spark conversation

Make room on the shelf — there’s a new holiday troublemaker in town

Size	Body length	Body width	Sleeve length
S	28"	18"	7.5"
M	29"	20"	7.75"
L	30"	22"	9.25"
XL	31"	24"	10"
2XL	32"	26"	10.75"
3XL	33"	28"	11.43"
4XL	34"	30"	12.12"
5XL	35"	32"	12.69"

Made with care

Great value

Elegant design

Quality materials

This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

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We offer a 30 day, money back guarantee. If for any reason you are not satisfied with your purchase, we will make it right or refund your money.

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