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“A-See-Tuh-Min-O… Whatever” Tee

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Stay Off the Tylenol, Kids.

We’ve all been there — staring at the back of the medicine bottle like it’s a spelling bee from hell.

Acetaminophen.

A-see-ta-min-a-phen?

A-sedda-mini-fun?

A-sweet-potato-phone?

No one knows. Not even the pharmacist.

This shirt is for everyone who’s ever mispronounced a painkiller and lived to tell the tale — because let’s be honest, if you can pronounce it, you probably took too much.

Product Description:

• 100% Preshrunk Cotton: Soft enough to wear through your next headache.
• Classic Fit: Roomy for comfort, tight enough to hide the shame of saying “ass-eat-a-mina-fen.”
• Double-Stitched Seams: Built to survive hangovers, heartburn, and hard truths.
• Tear-Away Label: Because if you can’t pronounce “acetaminophen,” you definitely can’t read Latin fabric care tags.

Perfect For:

💊 Pharmacists with trauma.

😵‍💫 People who Google “Tylenol ingredient” every time.

🧠 Anyone who’s ever thought “ibuprofen is easier anyway