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80 proof posse - Wiseasstees, LLC
  • 80 proof posse - Wiseasstees, LLC
  • 80 proof posse - Wiseasstees, LLC
  • 80 proof posse - Wiseasstees, LLC
  • 80 proof posse - Wiseasstees, LLC
  • 80 proof posse - Wiseasstees, LLC
  • 80 proof posse - Wiseasstees, LLC
  • 80 proof posse - Wiseasstees, LLC
  • 80 proof posse - Wiseasstees, LLC
  • 80 proof posse - Wiseasstees, LLC
  • 80 proof posse - Wiseasstees, LLC
80 proof posse

80 proof posse

$19.99 USD $24.99 USD
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Meet the logical next evolution of the so-called “Wine Mom Gang.”

When cable news needed a scary nickname for protesters and landed on wine moms, we upgraded the brand. Introducing the Vodka Mom Gang – The 80 Proof Posse, a sarcastic spin-off inspired by a Fox News moment that tried (and failed) to sound intimidating. Thanks for the free marketing, Fox News.

This shirt is for moms who don’t sip daintily while clutching pearls—they pour clean, organize efficiently, and show up unfazed by lazy labels. Wine was just the gateway. Vodka is for when you’re done explaining yourself.

Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to confuse commentators who think suburban moms can’t multitask between carpools, civic engagement, and sharp humor.

80 Proof Posse rules:

Clear eyes. Strong pours. Absolutely unbothered. 🍸😏

Size Body length Full body length Body width Sleeve length
S 24.5" 23.5" 16" 11.5"
M 25.5" 24.5" 17" 12"
L 26.25" 25" 18" 12.5"
XL 26.75" 25.5" 19" 13"
2XL 27.25" 26" 20" 13.5"
3XL 27.75" 26.5" 21.5" 14.25"

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This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.

We offer a 30 day, money back guarantee. If for any reason you are not satisfied with your purchase, we will make it right or refund your money.

To make a return, please contact us at James@wiseassteesllc.com

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