Satire with a side of fries—and a cause that actually helps people. This shirt reps “Team Big Mac”, paired with the darkly ironic line hoping the cholesterol will do him in. It’s blunt, uncomfortable, and clearly tongue-in-cheek—political humor turned up to eleven, not a health recommendation.

The punchline lands, but the purpose goes further: $2 from every sale is donated to Ronald McDonald House Charities, supporting families with seriously ill children when they need it most.

Wear it for the satire, the side-eye, and the conversations it sparks—while knowing your purchase backs something genuinely good. Loud humor. Real impact.