Stay warm, cozy, and socially uncomfortable with this perfectly awkward hoodie featuring the world’s most baffling bathroom move: the guy who ignores five wide-open stalls and heads straight for the one right next to the occupied one.

The design shows our oblivious champion proudly declaring, “Stall #1 it is!” as he commits the ultimate violation of unspoken public-restroom law. It’s relatable, cringe-worthy, and absolutely hilarious — the kind of humor that hits a little too close to home.

Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to spark a laugh (or a traumatic memory), this hoodie is ideal for anyone who appreciates observational comedy, bathroom etiquette jokes, or calling out society’s repeat offenders.

Wear it proudly, and remind the world:

Some heroes choose chaos… even in the restroom.