Poop alone -hoodie
Stay warm, cozy, and socially uncomfortable with this perfectly awkward hoodie featuring the world’s most baffling bathroom move: the guy who ignores five wide-open stalls and heads straight for the one right next to the occupied one.
The design shows our oblivious champion proudly declaring, “Stall #1 it is!” as he commits the ultimate violation of unspoken public-restroom law. It’s relatable, cringe-worthy, and absolutely hilarious — the kind of humor that hits a little too close to home.
Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to spark a laugh (or a traumatic memory), this hoodie is ideal for anyone who appreciates observational comedy, bathroom etiquette jokes, or calling out society’s repeat offenders.
Wear it proudly, and remind the world:
Some heroes choose chaos… even in the restroom.
Size |
Body length |
Full body length |
Body width |
Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
XS |
26" |
26" |
18" |
32 1/2" |
S |
27" |
27" |
20" |
33" |
M |
28" |
28" |
22" |
34" |
L |
29" |
29" |
24" |
35" |
XL |
30" |
30" |
26" |
36" |
2XL |
31" |
31" |
28" |
37" |
3XL |
32" |
32" |
30" |
38" |
4XL |
33" |
33" |
32" |
39" |
5XL |
34" |
30" |
34" |
40" |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
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Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
We offer a 30 day, money back guarantee. If for any reason you are not satisfied with your purchase, we will make it right or refund your money.
To make a return, please contact us at James@wiseassteesllc.com
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