Dark, smooth, and quietly intimidating—the Merlot Mafia hoodie is for wine moms who don’t need to be loud to be feared. They move in silence, pour heavy, and remember everything. If you’re in the circle, you’re protected. If you’re not… mind your business.

This hoodie is made for late-night pours, side-eye diplomacy, and running the neighborhood without ever raising your voice. Merlot in the glass, power in the posture. No drama, no sweetness—just rich reds and calculated calm.

Soft, warm, and effortlessly menacing.

For the wine mom gang that doesn’t ask questions… they already know the answers. 🍷🖤