Merlot mafia hoodie
Dark, smooth, and quietly intimidating—the Merlot Mafia hoodie is for wine moms who don’t need to be loud to be feared. They move in silence, pour heavy, and remember everything. If you’re in the circle, you’re protected. If you’re not… mind your business.
This hoodie is made for late-night pours, side-eye diplomacy, and running the neighborhood without ever raising your voice. Merlot in the glass, power in the posture. No drama, no sweetness—just rich reds and calculated calm.
Soft, warm, and effortlessly menacing.
For the wine mom gang that doesn’t ask questions… they already know the answers. 🍷🖤
| Size | Body length | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26" | 26" | 18" | 32 1/2" |
| S | 27" | 27" | 20" | 33" |
| M | 28" | 28" | 22" | 34" |
| L | 29" | 29" | 24" | 35" |
| XL | 30" | 30" | 26" | 36" |
| 2XL | 31" | 31" | 28" | 37" |
| 3XL | 32" | 32" | 30" | 38" |
| 4XL | 33" | 33" | 32" | 39" |
| 5XL | 34" | 30" | 34" | 40" |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
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Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
We offer a 30 day, money back guarantee. If for any reason you are not satisfied with your purchase, we will make it right or refund your money.
To make a return, please contact us at James@wiseassteesllc.com
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