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Newsom & Obama 2028 – MARA: Make America Respectable Again

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Because at this point, “respectable” sounds downright revolutionary.

This shirt imagines the dream ticket (or the nightmare, depending who you ask) — Newsom’s perfect hair, Obama’s perfect speech cadence, and enough charisma to power a small solar grid.

It’s not red. It’s not blue. It’s “freshly pressed, slightly smug, and smells like hope and hair gel.”

Product Details:

• 100% Preshrunk Cotton: Softer than a campaign promise.

• Classic Fit: Roomy enough for opinions of all sizes.

• Bold Print: Designed to survive debates, brunch arguments, and Fox News segments.

• Tear-Away Label: For when you need to distance yourself politically — fast.

Why You’ll Love It:

🎤 Makes you look smarter just by wearing it.

💅 Pairs well with lattes, logic, and light political chaos.

🕶️ The perfect conversation starter — or ender — at family gatherings.

Tagline:

“Newsom & Obama 2028 – Because it’s time to Make America Respectable Again.”