Chardonnay cartel
Bold pours, organized energy, zero fear.
This Chardonnay Cartel shirt is for the Wine Mom Gang that gets mislabeled, underestimated, and still shows up anyway. A sharp, sarcastic nod to how anti-fascist protesters—often lumped together as Antifa—are portrayed, this tee reclaims the narrative with confidence and a well-oaked backbone.
Perfect for rallies, marches, mutual-aid meetups, or post-protest decompression over a glass of Chard, the Chardonnay Cartel is made for moms who organize with precision and sip with purpose. It’s soft, comfortable, and just intimidating enough to make critics uncomfortable—exactly how you like it.
You don’t have to shout to be powerful.
Structured. United. Unbothered. 🍷✊
| Size | Body length | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 24.5" | 23.5" | 16" | 11.5" |
| M | 25.5" | 24.5" | 17" | 12" |
| L | 26.25" | 25" | 18" | 12.5" |
| XL | 26.75" | 25.5" | 19" | 13" |
| 2XL | 27.25" | 26" | 20" | 13.5" |
| 3XL | 27.75" | 26.5" | 21.5" | 14.25" |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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