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√4489 — Dictionary Word of the Year: “67”
Move over “rizz” and “gaslight” — the new cultural phenomenon is 67.
It’s not just a number… it’s a vibe.
It’s the answer to life, the universe, and your math teacher’s favorite trick question.
Wear this shirt and watch people squint at you like you’re the human version of a word problem.
Then say, “It’s 67. Keep up.”
Product Description:
- 100% Preshrunk Cotton: Because shrinking is for your GPA, not your shirt.
- Classic Fit: As timeless as 67 itself.
- Soft Fabric: Feels like getting 67% of the credit for 100% of the effort.
- Durable Stitching: Stays strong through at least 67 washes or one pop quiz.
- Tear-away Label: For those moments when you’re 67% done with life.
Why you need it:
- Perfect for math nerds, word nerds, and people who enjoy watching others suffer trying to figure it out.
- Great icebreaker: “Hey, what’s √4489?” (Wait for them to Google it. Feel superior.)
- Makes you look 67 times smarter than you actually are.
Tagline:
“√4489 — Because this year, being 67 is the definition of cool.
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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To make a return, please contact us at James@wiseassteesllc.com
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