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√4489 — Dictionary Word of the Year: “67”

Move over “rizz” and “gaslight” — the new cultural phenomenon is 67.

It’s not just a number… it’s a vibe.

It’s the answer to life, the universe, and your math teacher’s favorite trick question.

Wear this shirt and watch people squint at you like you’re the human version of a word problem.

Then say, “It’s 67. Keep up.”

Product Description:

• 100% Preshrunk Cotton: Because shrinking is for your GPA, not your shirt.
• Classic Fit: As timeless as 67 itself.
• Soft Fabric: Feels like getting 67% of the credit for 100% of the effort.
• Durable Stitching: Stays strong through at least 67 washes or one pop quiz.
• Tear-away Label: For those moments when you’re 67% done with life.

Why you need it:

• Perfect for math nerds, word nerds, and people who enjoy watching others suffer trying to figure it out.
• Great icebreaker: “Hey, what’s √4489?” (Wait for them to Google it. Feel superior.)
• Makes you look 67 times smarter than you actually are.

Tagline:

“√4489 — Because this year, being 67 is the definition of cool.