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Wedding cake

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Wedding Cake: Nature’s Most Effective Birth Control

Remember when you thought marriage meant unlimited dessert?

Surprise — the cake was the last time you were getting any.

Celebrate the sweet irony of wedded bliss with this hilarious tee — a public service announcement for bachelors everywhere: Once you cut the cake, you cut the chances.

Product Description:

  • 100% Preshrunk Cotton: Just like your expectations after the honeymoon.
  • Classic Fit: Comfortable enough to sleep in… alone.
  • Durable Stitching: Built to last longer than your last romantic encounter.
  • Soft Fabric: Because rejection hits softer when your shirt feels nice.
  • Tear-away Label: For when your spouse says, “Not tonight,” and you just need something to rip off.

Perfect for:

  • Married men who still believe in miracles.
  • Newlyweds who should’ve read the fine print.
  • Divorced guys with “I told you so” energy.
  • Anyone who laughs through the pain of commitment.

Tagline:

💍 “Wedding Cake: the only slice you’ll be getting from now on.”

Made with care

Great value

Elegant design

Quality materials

Details

This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

Shipping & Returns

We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.

We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.

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