Wedding Cake: Nature’s Most Effective Birth Control

Remember when you thought marriage meant unlimited dessert?

Surprise — the cake was the last time you were getting any.

Celebrate the sweet irony of wedded bliss with this hilarious tee — a public service announcement for bachelors everywhere: Once you cut the cake, you cut the chances.

Product Description:

• 100% Preshrunk Cotton: Just like your expectations after the honeymoon.
• Classic Fit: Comfortable enough to sleep in… alone.
• Durable Stitching: Built to last longer than your last romantic encounter.
• Soft Fabric: Because rejection hits softer when your shirt feels nice.
• Tear-away Label: For when your spouse says, “Not tonight,” and you just need something to rip off.

Perfect for:

• Married men who still believe in miracles.
• Newlyweds who should’ve read the fine print.
• Divorced guys with “I told you so” energy.
• Anyone who laughs through the pain of commitment.

Tagline:

💍 “Wedding Cake: the only slice you’ll be getting from now on.”