Traitor on a gator
Traitor on a Gator — Holiday Parody Tee
You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf… but now it’s time for the holiday remix nobody asked for — “Traitor on a Gator.” Featuring a cartoon Trump riding a gloriously unimpressed alligator, this shirt delivers peak chaos energy and the perfect dose of political sass.
Whether you lean left, love satire, or just enjoy holiday humor with some spicy bite, this tee makes a statement louder than a Florida swamp fan boat at midnight.
Perfect for: holiday parties, political junkies, satire lovers, White Elephant exchanges, and anyone who appreciates a good “did they really put that on a shirt?” moment.
Soft, bold, and guaranteed to get chuckles — maybe even a few gasps.
Bring the gator. Bring the drama. Bring the holiday heat. 🐊🎄
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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