Team aspirin
Dark humor, sharp satire, and a cause that actually matters. This shirt reads “Team Aspirin” with the painfully ironic subtext: hoping too many will do him in. It’s intentionally uncomfortable, deliberately blunt, and aimed straight at political absurdity—not medical advice.
The message hits hard, but the impact goes further than the joke. $2 from every sale is donated to the American Heart Association, supporting real research, real education, and real lives.
Wear it for the irony. Wear it for the commentary. Wear it knowing that even when the humor is dark, the contribution is solid. Satire with a pulse—and a heart behind it.
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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