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Captain Charlie – The Barkside of the Galaxy Tee

Set phasers to fetch!

Meet Charlie, the company’s real CEO — a golden retriever who’s boldly gone where no dog park has gone before. Dressed in full Starfleet drip, this good boy isn’t chasing squirrels anymore — he’s chasing stardust and belly rubs.

Perfect for Trekkies, dog lovers, and anyone who secretly believes their pet could command the Enterprise (with snacks, of course).

Product Specs (beamed straight from Starfleet HQ):

• 100% Preshrunk Cotton: Softer than Charlie’s ears after a bath.
• Classic Fit: Roomy enough for warp-speed lounging.
• Durable Stitching: Built to last through 67 dog hair wash cycles.
• Vivid Print: Because Captain Charlie deserves to shine across the galaxy (and your chest).
• Tear-away Label: For when you’re feeling ruff about tags.

Why You’ll Love It:

🐾 Guaranteed to get tail wags and nerdy nods.

🖖 Makes you 67% more approachable to both dogs and Trekkies.

🍪 Each purchase approved by Charlie himself — after thorough biscuit inspection.

Tagline:

“To boldly drool where no dog has drooled before.”