Spirits - women - new
“Making Spirits Bright” Hoodie – Powered by Holiday Cheers (Literally)
Who needs Christmas lights when you can be the one glowing?
This hoodie features three festive beverages lined up like the Holy Trinity of Holiday Survival, proudly announcing exactly what’s keeping your season so jolly: spirits. Lots of them.
Whether it’s wine, whiskey, cocktails, or whatever Aunt Linda pours from her “secret stash,” this hoodie celebrates the true meaning of Christmas—liquid optimism.
Perfect for:
- Holiday parties where small talk requires lubrication
- Family gatherings where patience runs on fumes
- Ugly sweater contests you don’t feel like trying for
- Anyone who believes eggnog should be at least 60% alcohol
Soft, warm, and socially accurate, this hoodie keeps you cozy while your beverages keep you bright.
Cheers to wearable honesty. 🍷🥂🍸
Size |
Body length |
Full body length |
Body width |
Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
XS |
26" |
26" |
18" |
32 1/2" |
S |
27" |
27" |
20" |
33" |
M |
28" |
28" |
22" |
34" |
L |
29" |
29" |
24" |
35" |
XL |
30" |
30" |
26" |
36" |
2XL |
31" |
31" |
28" |
37" |
3XL |
32" |
32" |
30" |
38" |
4XL |
33" |
33" |
32" |
39" |
5XL |
34" |
30" |
34" |
40" |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
We offer a 30 day, money back guarantee. If for any reason you are not satisfied with your purchase, we will make it right or refund your money.
To make a return, please contact us at janes@wiseassteesllc.com
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