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“Release the Files!” Parody Tee
Straight out of a top-secret spy spoof — this shirt features a cartoon villainess in full 60’s flair, dramatically yelling, “Release the files!”
Perfect for conspiracy jokers, movie buffs, and anyone who takes their caffeine and their secrets seriously.
💥 Guaranteed to:
- Get laughs from Austin Powers fans
- Confuse government agents
- Pair perfectly with shag carpet and disco lights
Tagline:
Groovy, baby — transparency has never looked this good.
Size |
Body length |
Body width |
Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
S |
28" |
18" |
7.5" |
M |
29" |
20" |
7.75" |
L |
30" |
22" |
9.25" |
XL |
31" |
24" |
10" |
2XL |
32" |
26" |
10.75" |
3XL |
33" |
28" |
11.43" |
4XL |
34" |
30" |
12.12" |
5XL |
35" |
32" |
12.69" |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
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Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
We offer a 30 day, money back guarantee. If for any reason you are not satisfied with your purchase, we will make it right or refund your money.
To make a return, please contact us at janes@wiseassteesllc.com
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