This shirt doesn’t tiptoe—and it’s not trying to. Featuring the blunt statement “I’d rather be radical left scum than a fucking pedophile,” it draws a hard line with zero room for misinterpretation.

Raw, confrontational, and dripping with dark humor, this design is for people who are done pretending false equivalence is a thing. It’s satire with teeth, meant to shock, provoke, and shut down bad-faith arguments instantly.

Comfortable enough for everyday wear, bold enough to make sure nobody mistakes where you stand. Not for everyone—and that’s exactly the point. Wear it loud. Wear it honest. Wear it knowing some people will absolutely hate it.