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My Wife is PsyHOTic T-Shirt – Love Her, Fear Her

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Ah yes — the perfect relationship status update, now available in cotton.

This shirt says what every married man knows deep down: she’s gorgeous… and just a little terrifying.

One minute she’s your soulmate, the next she’s color-coding your emotional baggage.

But hey, that’s passion, baby — and this shirt celebrates it. Because nothing says true love like sleeping with one eye open and still bragging about her.

Product Details:

• 100% Preshrunk Cotton: So soft you’ll think she picked it out.
• Classic Fit: Loose enough for running errands… or for your life.
• Bold Print: “HOT” in red — because, well, priorities.
• Durable Stitching: Survives marriage, arguments, and silent treatments.

Why You’ll Love It:

🔥 Lets everyone know you’re taken — and in mild danger.

😂 Guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe an eye-roll).

❤️ Great gift for anniversaries, apologies, or peace offerings.

🧠 Therapy not included.

Tagline:

“She’s hot. She’s crazy. She’s yours. Wear protection — we mean the shirt.”