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“Battle of Portland” Hoodie — Dinos, Pikachus & Mayhem

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Welcome to Portland — where the coffee’s organic, the air smells faintly of chaos, and apparently, inflatable dinosaurs and rogue Pikachus have joined the resistance.

This hoodie captures that magical moment when a tank rolls down Burnside Street while a 9-foot T-Rex and an electric mouse debate who’s really in charge of the apocalypse.

It’s fashion.

It’s history.

It’s Portland, but make it Pokémon and prehistoric.

Product Details:

  • Premium cotton-blend fleece: Softer than a Pikachu’s cheeks, warmer than a dino hug mid-explosion.
  • Classic fit: Comfy enough to survive both the end times and a Portland winter.
  • Double-stitched durability: Built tougher than downtown parking enforcement.
  • Front pocket: For holding snacks, lightning bolts, or your emotional support kombucha.
  • Adjustable hood: Hide your identity when the inflatable army starts recruiting.

Why You’ll Love It:

🦖 Makes you look like you just escaped a kaiju-themed protest.

⚡ 100% more electric than your average sweatshirt.

💥 Great for layering while civilization collapses — aesthetically.

Tagline:

“Inflatable dinosaurs. Pikachus. A tank. Just another Tuesday in Portland.”

Made with care

Great value

Elegant design

Quality materials

Details

This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

Shipping & Returns

We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.

We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.

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