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“Battle of Portland” Hoodie — Dinos, Pikachus & Mayhem

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Welcome to Portland — where the coffee’s organic, the air smells faintly of chaos, and apparently, inflatable dinosaurs and rogue Pikachus have joined the resistance.

This hoodie captures that magical moment when a tank rolls down Burnside Street while a 9-foot T-Rex and an electric mouse debate who’s really in charge of the apocalypse.

It’s fashion.

It’s history.

It’s Portland, but make it Pokémon and prehistoric.

Product Details:

• Premium cotton-blend fleece: Softer than a Pikachu’s cheeks, warmer than a dino hug mid-explosion.
• Classic fit: Comfy enough to survive both the end times and a Portland winter.
• Double-stitched durability: Built tougher than downtown parking enforcement.
• Front pocket: For holding snacks, lightning bolts, or your emotional support kombucha.
• Adjustable hood: Hide your identity when the inflatable army starts recruiting.

Why You’ll Love It:

🦖 Makes you look like you just escaped a kaiju-themed protest.

⚡ 100% more electric than your average sweatshirt.

💥 Great for layering while civilization collapses — aesthetically.

Tagline:

“Inflatable dinosaurs. Pikachus. A tank. Just another Tuesday in Portland.”