Okayest

Product Description: “World’s Most Okayest Husband” Tee

Because perfection is exhausting — and mediocrity is comfortable.

Your wife didn’t marry a superhero. She married a guy who sometimes unloads the dishwasher without being asked. Celebrate your aggressively average achievements in style with the Next Level 6010 Men’s Triblend Crew, scientifically engineered for men who try just enough.

Specs (aka excuses for your okay-ness):

• 4.3 oz Tri-Blend Fabric: Lightweight enough for lounging after doing one chore.
• 50% polyester / 25% ringspun cotton / 25% rayon jersey: Just like your marriage — a delicate mix of effort, softness, and stuff you can’t quite define.
• Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage: Because the last thing you need shrinking is your confidence.
• 1x1 baby rib-knit collar: Stretches, just like your patience during home décor arguments.
• Soft, satin label: Because scratchy tags are for men who still think Axe body spray is cologne.
• Sideseamed construction: Keeps the shirt straight, even when your life isn’t.
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping: Reinforced to handle all the heavy lifting (of emotional baggage).
• Tear-away label: Perfect for dramatic effect when your wife says, “You call that vacuuming?”

Ideal for:

• Husbands who get participation trophies for “trying.”
• Dudes who fold laundry… eventually.
• Any man confident enough to admit he’s not great, but still somehow married