Nope
🛸 Earth? Yeah… Nope. 🌍✌️
This shirt perfectly captures what every alien’s probably thinking: “Hard pass.” Featuring a UFO hovering over Earth, taking one look at our planet, and noping right out of the galaxy.
Perfect for skeptics, space nerds, and anyone who’s ever scrolled the news and thought, “Yeah, I get it.”
Soft cotton, stellar design, and universal mood: avoid Earth at all costs. 👽💨
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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