Look at me
Finally — a Christmas hoodie for people who try to be festive but still have a touch of “bah humbug” in their soul. The “Look at Me All Festive and Sh*t” hoodie is your ticket to surviving ugly sweater parties, office potlucks, and that one relative who takes Christmas way too seriously.
With cozy fleece warmth and just the right dose of sarcasm, this hoodie says, “Yes, I showed up. Yes, I’m participating. No, I’m not singing carols.” Whether you’re sipping spiked cocoa or just tolerating humanity until New Year’s, this is the perfect mix of holiday spirit and zero effort.
Tagline:
Because pretending to be jolly counts as festive, right?
| Size | Body length | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26" | 26" | 18" | 32 1/2" |
| S | 27" | 27" | 20" | 33" |
| M | 28" | 28" | 22" | 34" |
| L | 29" | 29" | 24" | 35" |
| XL | 30" | 30" | 26" | 36" |
| 2XL | 31" | 31" | 28" | 37" |
| 3XL | 32" | 32" | 30" | 38" |
| 4XL | 33" | 33" | 32" | 39" |
| 5XL | 34" | 30" | 34" | 40" |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
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Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
We offer a 30 day, money back guarantee. If for any reason you are not satisfied with your purchase, we will make it right or refund your money.
To make a return, please contact us at janes@wiseassteesllc.com
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