Happy Festivus

$17.99 USD

Color WHITE RED BLACK ANTIQUE IRISH GREEN

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

🎉 A Festivus for the Rest of Us! 🪩

Tired of tinsel and cheer? Celebrate the real holiday — Festivus, baby! This shirt proudly features the legendary aluminum pole — no decorations, no nonsense, just pure, unadulterated anti-holiday spirit.

Perfect for the annual Airing of Grievances, Feats of Strength, or just letting everyone know you’re done with Secret Santa.

Wear it proudly and remember: it’s not just a shirt… it’s a Festivus miracle! 💪

Size	Body length	Body width	Sleeve length
S	28"	18"	7.5"
M	29"	20"	7.75"
L	30"	22"	9.25"
XL	31"	24"	10"
2XL	32"	26"	10.75"
3XL	33"	28"	11.43"
4XL	34"	30"	12.12"
5XL	35"	32"	12.69"

Made with care

Great value

Elegant design

Quality materials

This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.

We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.

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Frequently asked questions

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.

We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location. Typically anywhere from 5-12 business days.

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.

Shipping is at a flat rate of $4.95 with free shipping on orders over $100. Express shipping is available.

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