Fokkt 2.0

Because if you’ve looked at the government lately, you already know — we’re not just kinda messed up. We’re FOKKT.

Description:

This Gildan G500 is made from 100% preshrunk cotton, just like our expectations for competent leadership — pre-shrunk, faded, and hanging by a thread. It’s soft, durable, and perfect for screaming into your shirt during the next press conference or scandal that somehow isn’t even the worst one this week.

Features (and political parallels):.

• .5.3 oz. Fabric: Lightweight enough to carry the crushing weight of democracy’s decline.
• Made with sustainably grown USA cotton: Because at least something in this country is still ethically sourced.
• Double-needle stitching throughout: Reinforced stronger than most politicians’ morals.
• Classic fit: Just like our outdated laws.
• Tear-away label: So you can rip something apart without starting a Facebook argument.
• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease: Because the last thing we need is more wrinkles — in our shirts or our Constitution.
• ANSI-compliant Safety Green option: For when you want to be seen while watching everything else disappear — like your tax dollars.

The Acronym Breakdown (a.k.a. your daily civics lesson):

F – Fascism: Because nothing says “freedom” like being told how free you’re allowed to be.

O – Oligarchy: The few get richer, the rest get Target-brand cereal.

K – Kakistocracy: Government by the least qualified — nailed it.

K – Kleptocracy: Where corruption isn’t a bug, it’s a feature.

T – Theocracy: Now with 30% more holy opinions on your personal life.

Tagline:

WE ARE FOKKT.

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Because if you’re living through this era — you deserve at least one shirt that get