Felon on a melon
“Felon on a Melon” — The Political Parody Tee You Didn’t Know You Needed
Looking for a shirt that says holidays, but make it unhinged? Meet the Felon on a Melon tee — a glorious spin on that classic “Elf on a Shelf” rhyme scheme, except this time it’s a certain loud-haired political celebrity perched majestically atop a watermelon like it’s his new campaign headquarters.
Whether you’re team satire, team chaos, or team “I don’t care, this is hilarious,” this shirt delivers. Perfect for parties, gift exchanges, barbecues, awkward family gatherings, and anywhere you want to drop a joke that ripples through the room like a spicy headline.
Why you’ll love it:
🍉 Bold parody art that turns heads and triggers chuckles
🗳️ Political humor without taking sides — just taking swings
🎁 Instant gift-exchange champion
👕 Soft, breathable fabric so you stay comfy while stirring the pot
Wear it proudly. Laugh loudly. And remember:
If there’s an elf on a shelf… then there’s a felon on a melon
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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