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Dad bod

Sale price  $17.99 USD Regular price  $24.99 USD
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Claim your rightful throne with this legendary “I Invented the Dad Bod” tee. Featuring a bold graphic of a keg symbol towering triumphantly over a sad little six-pack icon, it makes one thing clear: you didn’t just embrace the dad bod—you pioneered it.

Perfect for grill masters, weekend warriors, and anyone who believes a good belly is a sign of a life well-lived. Comfortable, confident, and proudly anti-crunch, this shirt is your official badge of honor. Cheers to the keg—long may it reign.

Size Body length Body width Sleeve length
S 28" 18" 7.5"
M 29" 20" 7.75"
L 30" 22" 9.25"
XL 31" 24" 10"
2XL 32" 26" 10.75"
3XL 33" 28" 11.43"
4XL 34" 30" 12.12"
5XL 35" 32" 12.69"

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This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

Shipping & Returns

We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.

We offer a 30 day, money back guarantee. If for any reason you are not satisfied with your purchase, we will make it right or refund your money.

To make a return, please contact us at James@wiseassteesllc.com

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