Dad bod
Claim your rightful throne with this legendary “I Invented the Dad Bod” tee. Featuring a bold graphic of a keg symbol towering triumphantly over a sad little six-pack icon, it makes one thing clear: you didn’t just embrace the dad bod—you pioneered it.
Perfect for grill masters, weekend warriors, and anyone who believes a good belly is a sign of a life well-lived. Comfortable, confident, and proudly anti-crunch, this shirt is your official badge of honor. Cheers to the keg—long may it reign.
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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