Busted
“Local Police Bust a Nut” – Breaking News Nobody Wanted
When the snack aisle gets out of hand, justice must be served—preferably salted.
This tee features the legendary moment when local law enforcement finally did what had to be done…
they busted a nut.
With Mr. Peanut looking guilty, shocked, or maybe just lightly roasted, this shirt delivers the perfect combo of dumb humor, chaos, and pure immaturity. Basically, everything a great T-shirt should be.
Perfect for:
People with a sense of humor slightly worse than average
Anyone who finds puns spiritually fulfilling
Holiday parties, bar nights, and every questionable moment in between
Folks who love jokes your grandma absolutely should NOT see
Soft. Ridiculous. Pun-powered.
Wear it proudly—because sometimes the world just needs to see a nut get busted.
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
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Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
We offer a 30 day, money back guarantee. If for any reason you are not satisfied with your purchase, we will make it right or refund your money.
To make a return, please contact us at janes@wiseassteesllc.com
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