Welcome to WiseAssTeesLLC — A Father & Son Team Turning Sarcasm Into Shirts

WiseAssTeesLLC is a father-and-son–owned small business on a mission to bring humor, sarcasm, and bold self-expression to a world that’s honestly gone a little off the rails. When everything feels upside down, we do what we know best—turn dark humor, political satire, and sharp wit into funny t-shirts, graphic tees, and statement apparel that make people laugh, think, and occasionally do a double take.

If you’re searching for funny shirts, sarcastic t-shirts, political humor apparel, edgy graphic tees, novelty shirts, or custom printed clothing, you’re in the right place. We design high-quality cotton t-shirts, hoodies, polos, and accessories with bold prints, vibrant colors, and messages that refuse to be boring. From viral political satire and pop-culture mashups to holiday shirts, gag gifts, and “say-what-everyone’s-thinking” designs, our apparel is made for people who don’t blend in.

Every shirt we sell is created with intention—real humor, real opinions, and real craftsmanship. We offer fast U.S. shipping, constantly updated designs, and apparel that’s built to last, not fade after one wash. Whether you’re shopping for a gift, a conversation starter, or your new favorite everyday tee, WiseAssTeesLLC delivers statement clothing that actually says something.

Join thousands of customers who believe fashion should have a voice.

Because your shirt shouldn’t just say “I got dressed.”

It should say exactly how you feel.

Browse WiseAssTeesLLC today for funny t-shirts, political satire apparel, and bold graphic tees that don’t apologize.