Steakhouse
Forget teppanyaki. This shirt celebrates the true cross-cultural dining experience: an American backyard steakhouse… in the middle of Japan.
Picture it: a white guy in cargo shorts working a beat-up BBQ grill like it’s a sacred art form, flipping burgers with the precision of a samurai—except way sweatier. Guests sit proudly in plastic lawn chairs, sipping domestic beer, watching the smoke rise like a suburban incense ritual. No hibachi onion volcano. Just a guy named Brad shouting, “Who wants theirs medium-ish?”
This tee is for anyone who loves satire, grilling culture, or the idea of a backyard cookout becoming an international culinary attraction. It’s absurd, it’s patriotic in all the wrong ways, and it’s guaranteed to get double-takes.
Soft, comfortable, and seasoned with pure Americana.
Just like Brad’s steaks… probably.
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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