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War-Torn Portland – The Shirt That Started It All

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This isn’t just a shirt.

It’s a love letter to beautiful chaos — the moment when downtown Portland looked like a fever dream: inflatable dinosaurs squaring off with a rogue Pikachu, two guys calmly sipping coffee amidst the apocalypse, and the scent of patchouli, panic, and over-priced suburbs hanging thick in the air.

That’s where this company was born — in the middle of the madness, powered by caffeine, irony, and a box of Voodoo Donuts that somehow survived the blast.

Product Details:

• 100% Preshrunk Cotton: Softer than a Portland protester’s emotional support scarf.
• Classic Fit: Because style should stay neutral — even in a civil war between hipsters and tech bros.
• Double-Stitched Seams: Strong enough to endure tear gas, drum circles, and endless city council meetings.
• Vibrant Print: Captures every glorious detail — from Pikachu’s heroic stance to that one inflatable T-Rex questioning his life choices.
• Tear-away Label: For when your moral compass — or patience — starts to itch.

Why You’ll Love It:

☕ Smells like locally roasted rebellion.

🍩 Goes great with irony and pink frosted donuts.

🦖 Perfect for reminiscing about when Portland wasn’t this weird… but was still weird enough.

⚡ Guaranteed conversation starter — especially with people who still say, “Keep Portland Normal.”

Tagline:

“Born from chaos. Fueled by caffeine. Smells faintly of patchouli and regret.”