🎅 “Existential Crisis Santa” Ugly Christmas Sweater

Available exclusively at WiseAssTeesLLC.com, where holiday cheer goes to die laughing.

This gloriously hideous masterpiece features Santa looking exactly how you feel after your 12th family gathering, 9th Amazon return, and 3rd “Are you seeing anyone yet?” interrogation. His dead-behind-the-eyes stare? Iconic. His rosy, oversized nose? Relatable. His beard? Fuller than your credit-card bill.

Slip this sweater on and instantly say:

“I’m festive, but also… please send help.”

Perfect for:

🎁 Office parties where you need HR-approved sarcasm

🎄 Family gatherings where passive aggression is the main dish

🍪 Anyone who wants to look like Santa just found out the cookies were gluten-free

Warning: Wearing this may cause uncontrollable snorting laughter, side-eye admiration, and several whispered “where’d you get that?”

Get yours at WiseAssTeesLLC.com before Santa files a complaint.

Product information:
Color: ML2511221056-8
With or without lining: No lining
Size: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Model: Loose
Style: Pullover
Thickness: Regular
Fabric name: Polyester (polyester)
Applicable scene: Casual
Main fabric composition: Polyester (polyester)

Note: 1. Asian sizes are 1 to 2 sizes smaller than European and American people. Choose the larger size if your size between two sizes. Please allow 2-3cm differences due to manual measurement. 2. Please check the size chart carefully before you buy the item, if you don't know how to choose size, please contact our customer service. 3.As you know, the different computers display colors differently, the color of the actual item may vary slightly from the following images.
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