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Ew… People

$19.99 USD $24.99 USD

Color SPORT GREY Off White GRAPHITE HEATHER BLACK Aquatic

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

“Eww, People” Tee

For those days when your social battery is at 2% and small talk feels like a hostage situation. The “Eww, People” shirt says what your face already does — but in comfy cotton.

Perfect for introverts, coffee addicts, and anyone who’s ever hidden behind sunglasses at the grocery store.

😒 Warning: Wearing this shirt may reduce unwanted conversations by up to 87%.

Tagline:

Less talk. More tee

Size	Body length	Body width	Sleeve length
S	28"	18"	7.5"
M	29"	20"	7.75"
L	30"	22"	9.25"
XL	31"	24"	10"
2XL	32"	26"	10.75"
3XL	33"	28"	11.43"
4XL	34"	30"	12.12"
5XL	35"	32"	12.69"

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Quality materials

This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.

We offer a 30 day, money back guarantee. If for any reason you are not satisfied with your purchase, we will make it right or refund your money.

To make a return, please contact us at James@wiseassteesllc.com

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Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.

We offer a 30 day, money back guarantee. If for any reason you are not satisfied with your purchase, we will make it right or refund your money.

To make a return, please contact us at James@wiseassteesllc.com

We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location. Typically anywhere from 5-8 days.

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.

Shipping is at a flat rate of $4.95 with free shipping on orders over $50. Express shipping is available.

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